There Is No Hope When Commanders Go To War

In the tradition of the last two years, I am bringing Magic decks with me to Australia. And to continue the trend, this year the number ups by 60 once again to an impressive 600 cards!

The theme this year is Commander (aka. ‘EDH’), a special ‘casual’ MTG format based around 100 card singleton (only one of each card) decks. Each card contains and is defined by a ‘General’, which must be a legendary creature card. The colours permitted in the deck are restricted to those used to cast the general, and the basic idea is to build decks based around the abilities of the General. Players start with 40 life, and the games tend to be longer both because of and to enable the inclusion of high CMC cards. In other words, the games are varied, flashy, and fun 🙂

Here are the six decks in no particular order. For each deck I show the General and one of the “I win” cards that players would hope to cast…

Infinite Soldiers

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A monowhite deck based exclusively around generating large (in some cases *vast*) amounts of soldier tokens and pumping them up to be monsters. There’s a lot of nice cards in here that combo well with each other. Mana is barely an issue, and the deck has some nice removal as well. While it is (theoretically) vulnerable to some weenie-killing effects in the other decks, my (2-v-2) playtests have shown me that this one wins more often than it loses. Lots of fun to play!

Bigger Than Big

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This single-minded deck doesn’t really care what the opponents are doing, it just focuses on getting some really, really big monsters out as quickly as possible. Who cares about ridiculous mana costs when you have Mayael in play? And if all else fails, reset the board. This is the gambler’s deck – finicky and mana-sensitive (it’s the only tricolour I made) and slow – but almost impossible to beat when it gets one or more of the truly, truly massive beasties on the board. I expect some laughs when this one goes off 🙂

I Think Not

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I’ve barely played any Commander, but I know enough that one basic rule is ‘keep a low profile’. We may be playing 4 player games in Australia (Me, BS, AW, PB), and if any 3 gang up on the 4th they’ll die very quickly. So a strategy is to seem to be not much of a threat, and bide your time. Good luck doing that with this deck, which is designed to stop the opponents from doing anything. Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (the General) has a massive target drawn right on his face from the word go, so you better bet this deck has some strong defenses to stay alive once it makes life difficult for all it’s opponents. A cold, calculating and controlling deck. Intellectual and evil. I love it!

Vampires

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Look at that – two Innistrad cards! I saw them and loved them both and just wanted to use each so built a deck using Olivia as the Commander. Think ‘Vampires & direct damage’ and it’s not much more complex than that. Testing has shown that Olivia is a maddeningly frustrating card to play against, so I think this deck will be a favourite target of all opponents. Good thing it’s got a few tricks up it’s sleeve…

Token Apocalypse

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Almost every card in this deck allows the player to put one or more tokens into play. The idea is to get a bunch of stuff out, and use Kamahl’s second ability to overwhelm the opponent. What raises the deck to the next (or perhaps even next-squared) level is Doubling Season, which has the honor of being the most expensive MTG card I ever bought. With the help of Doubling Season and another card, during one test play this deck put 44 tokens into play in one turn and each of them was a 55/55 creature! Of course the chance of having Doubling Season and Parallel Lives out at the same time is tiny, but we can all dream to be playing the deck when it happens 🙂

What’s Yours Is Mine

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Does it even matter what’s in your own deck when you have the opponents cards to play with? Wrexial thinks not, and when he mills fifty of your cards and then casts your own supercreature then you’ll see the meaning of traumatize. Another not-so-high concept deck that works best when it stops the opponent from working, which suffers from the drawback that it seems very strong in 2-v-2 but possibly much weaker in multiplayer. We shall see…

On and off, these decks have been a few months in the making. I can’t wait to try them out against each other.

Book Of Heroes

Book Of Heroes is a nifty free iOS game I’ve been enjoying for a couple of weeks now. It’s a cross between World Of Warcraft and an old-school RPG.

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That’s the town, where you pick up quests, train, and visit the store. Theres no real movement or exloration, you just click on locations. It’s simple, but fun.

Here’s my character Momo:

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If you’ve played WoW you’ll recognize the inspiration. The game is heavily based around killing enemies, like these:

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Using the skills unique to your character:

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Momo is a Mage, by the way. The game system is quite complex and (so far) seems well balanced. Here’s player stats:

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The bottom line is this game is fun, and free. If you play it (and you should), send me your hero code so I can register you as a friend 🙂

Time To Get Homesick Again

In July 1990, I saw Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds at the Enmore Theatre in Newtown. Later that year (August 31 to be precise) I saw Depeche Mode on their first (and still only?) Australian tour. That was at the Hordern Pavilion.

The best was yet to come. May 12, 1992, I saw Nick Cave again at the Hordern. I went with a girl named Caraid, who I barely knew. I think she was smitten with me. I didn’t care – I was just there to see Nick Cave 🙂

Or maybe it was Sue, and I went to DM with Cara? I can hardly remember… it’s been 20 years!

Anyway that second Cave show was an amazing concert. I was seated to the side of the stage, fairly close, but unusually at an angle where we could see into these raised viewing boxes just above and behind the stage. The support act was The Beasts Of Bourbon, and I vividly recall seeing Nick himself in one of those viewing boxes dancing with a baby in his arms as Tex Perkins belted out an amazing cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. What a show!

I used to go and see all sorts of bands all the time in Newcastle. It was something I enjoyed and was used to. Even little amateur bands were fun to watch. The big ones that I idolized were magic, but of course they never (or rarely) came to Newcastle. I did see quite a few Australian bands though. I’m pretty pleased that – even if I may have not appreciated it at the time – I saw INXS once at a free Australia Day concert. I saw a few other bands I wasn’t really a fan of, such as They Might Be Giants and Einsturzende Neubauten (a one-off gig that occurred when Nick Cave was touring Australia in prhaps ’91). That last one I remember as being a bit scary…

Then in America it all stopped. I remember once thinking that here in the states you could just go and see any band whenever you wanted (which was novel since few international bands ever toured Australia in those days) but the opposite seemed to be true. Of course bands would play NYC here and there, but over the years I can count the number of concerts I considered attending on maybe one hand.

I’d like to see Rammstein one day. But I bet I never will 🙂